40 Funny Inspirational Quotes

Inspiration establishes a new wave of encouragement and motivation in the heart and mind. Inspiration reminds that you have to work not for the credit but for the sake of your honesty and self respect. Inspirational quotes instigate to start the task and work honestly until it completes. But it’s such a boring task for children to hear long advices from elders. Inspirational quotes should be funny, interesting, short and meaningful and their effect should be more than their length. We collect some short and effective Funny inspirational quotes to inspire you towards your goal.

  • Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.
  • Hope is the dream of the waking man.
  • You grow up the day you have your first real laugh.
  • Some people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be.
  • The most important thing is not to stop questioning.
  • I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
  • The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.
  • It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
  • I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.
  • Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
  • A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.
  • Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
  • Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
  • I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.
  • Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
  • Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
  • Everyone is entitled to their own incorrect opinion.
  •  I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
  • Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.
  • Never trust a man with a penis.
  • The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment.
  • Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers.
  • When I get a little money I buy books, and if I have any left, I buy food and clothes.
  • I’m not mean, I just give people a good reason to hate me.
  • That dude thought he was the shit so i punched him right square in his feelings.
  • I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn’t make my situation any worse.
  • I told a doctor once, “Doc, if you want to know what’s inside of me, put down the x-ray and pick up my novel!
  • Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself.
    1. mattyc. January 5, 2013

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